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Halloween Week – Day 3 – The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror
“You know, Halloween is a strange holiday.
I don’t understand it.
Kids worshiping ghosts, pretending to be devils, things on TV that are inappropriate for children.
Things like the next half-hour.
Nothing bothers my kids.
But tonight’s show, which I wash my hands of, is really scary.
If you have sensitive kids, maybe you should tuck them into bed instead of writing us angry letters.
Thanks for your attention.”