Oh yes. This is the real stuff, right here. Thank you for requesting this.
10. Viluy barely gets any screentime but she singlehandedly turned the cultural connotation of tinfoil hats from “kind of weird conspiracy theory” to “hip”
9. I think this is Chibiusa’s distorted imagination of what she wants to look like when she’s older, and that distorted imagination does a pretty damn good job.
8. If you don’t have shoulder feathers are you even a Sailor Moon villain??
7. What Eudial has going for her is the matching Daimon Car that she has as a matching accessory. Sort of like Barbie and her Malibu convertible.
6. This outfit is literally straight off the runway already so of COURSE Koan gets a seat of honor at the well-dressed villain table
5. For what can only be described as a sexy Michelin Man costume with a fish stenciled on it, this look is surprisingly not bad.
4. Beryl set the standards SUPER HIGH for every villain that came after her. Like, she was a season 1 villain, she didn’t have to go that hard.
3. This bitch knew what she was doing with the 3 kidney-sized baubles draped around her neck.
2. Anyone who wears what is apparently a solid gold breastplate for thousands of years is not to be fucked with.
1. Fun fact about Sailor Iron Mouse: none of us ever deserved her. She bore upon her back the pinstriped zoot suit. She answered the phone for our sins.
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