all-hail-astro-boy:

suddenlywolf:

straight guys are absurd. i once asked one if they’d kiss a boy for $50,000 and they said no. at that point it’s not even gay it’s just the best option

nottrixiemattel:

Damn i hate when that happens

mordecoolz:

S . H . I . E . L . D .

This feels so weird now.

shabootyisland:

Lily Hoshikawa is trans and you all better be nice to her!!! (from Zombieland Saga)

The plus side of being a trans zombie is that your dick can just fall off.

goodyea: